Questions for Rumsfeild seem to be along the lines of:

"Who's left to surrender?"

"Won't we look mean if we keep this up?"

"Shouldn't JDMS be banned by the Geneva Convention because they are too precise?"

"Don't you feel Sorry for the Husssain family given their terrible losses today"

"Would you welcome a French Peace Initiative?"

"Isn't it incensitive of the President to go on vacation to Camp David while Marine's and the Hussain family are dying?"

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be...Certainly Bush would not be a fig, as fig trees are associated with doves don't you know?"

Or how about Helen Thomas' brilliant question for Ari Fletcher at the White House press Breifing today...

Is the woman senile or does she just make up bogus news sources...Fletcher treated her with kid gloves...I would have blown the old bag out of the water.

Her question: Sources WITHIN THE ADMINISTRATION (my emphasis) are suggesting publicy that the US foces should use Iraq as a stepping into other countries such as Iraan and Syria...

My Answer: That is the most idiot lie I have ever heard. NOONE within the Administration has publicly made that suggestion. CAN I GET A LEGITIMATE QUESTION FROM A LEGITIMATE MEMBER OF THE PRESS PLEASE...

Scott (New Whitehouse press administrator)

Oh by the way, sorry Helen if you're Alshiemers had something to do with influencing the perspective of your question; however, we are in a war here, and we don't need to pour even more gasoline on the Middle Eastern fire. May I remind you that peoples lives are at stake here.