<"Who's left to surrender?"

Anyone who has not yet put down their weapons.

"Won't we look mean if we keep this up?"

That's the whole idea. I hope anyone who thinks of messing with us thinks about what happened today

"Shouldn't JDMS be banned by the Geneva Convention because they are too precise?"

What would you perfer, less accurate weapons that kill more innocent civilians?

"Don't you feel Sorry for the Husssain family given their terrible losses today"

No

"Would you welcome a French Peace Initiative?"

Only if France is ready to surrender.

"Isn't it incensitive of the President to go on vacation to Camp David while Marine's and the Hussain family are dying?"

It isn't a vacation.

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be...Certainly Bush would not be a fig, as fig trees are associated with doves don't you know?"

That's the dumbest question I've ever heard. What moron came up with such a stupid question?