"According to many liberals, Republicans want to impose theocracy, destroy the poor, are warmongers, have no charitable impulses, and are generally rotten human beings."

or

According to many rightists, Republicans want to reduce the size of government, let the states decide, are peace-loving and free of political spin.
or
According to many rightists, Democrats want to impose communism in either a pure Marxist or totalitarian form, are peaceniks, want to keep the poor poorer, are racists, put a gun to everyones's head, want to destroy technology and even the human race and are generally commie-pinko-bleeding heart scum of the arth.

"None of this stands up to close examination."

;-p