How many times have you hand cranked an automobile to start it?
NONE
Do you remember when batteries were stored under car seats and did you drive such a car?
NO
Have you ever worn spats?
NO
Do you have fond memories of radio shows?
YES, THE CINNAMON BEAR & THE LONE RANGER
How many times have you worn a fedora?
ZERO
Do you know what a victorola is and have you used one?
YES...NO
Do you remember when Republicans were associated with Hoover?
NO
Do you know who Hoover is? (Hint: Not a vacuum cleaner)
YES
Do you own any Bing Crosby 33-1/3 records?
NO
Do you own any 78 rpm records?
NO
Have you ever worn a corset?
NO...I'M A HETERO MALE
Have you ever had your shoes polished by a shineboy?
NO
Have you ever had a meal at an automat?
NO
Have you used the phrase "sonic" to describe something fast or incredible?
NO
(1/2 point if you have used the phrase 'supersonic')
Do you know what a Collier's is?
YES, A GREAT MAG THAT FEATURED VON BRAUN'S "DAS MARSPROJEKT"
Do you know what ballyhoo means?
YES, KINDA
Do you know what hooey means?
YES
Have you ever used the phrase "That's a Duesie."
NO
Have you ever longed for a Stutz bearcat?
NO