Consulting
"Darn, just searched the web for a good Oklahoman epithet, but couldn't find one.
Any ideas anyone?"
Yankee will suffice.
But in general we Okies like to elaborate.
'Shallow as a July mudpuddle' is one of my favorite
and
'meaner than a constipated rattlesnake' is pretty good too
and
'faster than a preacher outta hooorhouse' is good
Try peppering those in for a start, and then we'll move into the the bald-face 'stacks' involving lots of "Boah" and "suuun" and "yer mamma dang well..."
Davin