"guess calling an Okie a wannabee Kansan doesn't really have the same effect as calling a Scot english. "

start joke:
Dang, son- did you jus' a-say what I thought ya did? Kansan?

Boh, you dun did it now!

Erma! go an a git my scatter-gun. The one I dun loaded-up with a roll of dimes! We're gonna show this *ANGLISH* man how to do some accountin'

now start runnin, cauze I's give ya ta tha count of thray, seein as were whatcha call 'allies'...
end joke.

No, seriously. Call an oklahoman an okie or even a red neck and you might live to see the next sunrise- but please, Tony- if you are ever down there and for your own safety... DON'T call them a Kansan.

Davin L.