For what you are.
The bar is not 'hundreds of tons' of WMDs. The bar is an accounting of what was known to be there.
You are doing the anticipated trick: defining success into an unreachable goal.
You were against the enterprise from the start, and you are not going to get to define the terms of success of it.
You chose to carp, endlessly repeat disproven and unworthy claims and play word games.
you can't even really do more than be so unoriginal as to feebly attempt to grab terms your betters developed and fail to highjack them as if they were your own.
You walked out of any useful role in the debate and do not now have the right to come back in ruling what is and is not.
Ed