5) Sort of like criticising 'globocop' behavior for 8 years, but endorsing it when a political candidate of your own liking is doing it.

4) Sort of like demanding personal accountability for lies and deception from a Democratic president, but twisting oneself into cognitive pretzels in order to avoid the conclusion that your Republican President has been dishonest.

3) Kind of like Calling for the blood of a Democratic president when faulty intelligence caused the destruction of a civilian chemical plant in the Sudan, but being a proud supporter of the Republican president who led us into a war of indefinite occupation based on Intelligence that, at the very least, was massively faulty.

2) Exactly like being deeply concerned at the administrations motives when you find out that the causes of the various Balklands interventions were exaggerated, that the slaughter counts were off by 50-20%, but being dauntlessly supportive when the putative causes for this war appear substantially more over-hyped.

1) Sort of like disdaining UFOlogists for their poor, absurd and pseudo-spiritual reasoning techniques, but using the same reasoning when it supports your political beliefs?