It was, "Welcome to the Flame Board, you fucking moron".
It's nice to hear you are having fun. The flame board sometimes can be enjoyable. It's a great idea. I might have had something to do with suggesting it- it was long time ago, though I might just be a crazy egoistical bastard:)
[The original flame board as intended to lower the signal to noise ratio back in the old MSNBC Space & of course, allow the enjoyment of venting.]
In this post I "review" your responses:
http://www.habitablezone.com/flame/messages/291970.html
[Btw, I enjoyed Onion article you posted- the Onion is great for laughs. In war, the side that makes the biggest mistakes, loses. God, I love the smell of Napalm in the morning:]