A Coincidence Theorist is an individual who thinks that everything happening out in the world is happening by accident and that people aren't out to screw other people.

Let's see here... paper published by Ph.D.'s for the air force that predicts that using a terrorist attack on American soil can be used to swing the will of the people to invade Asia / Middle-Eastern oil fields...

... an attack on American soil in New York early on a September day that leads to the invasion and occupation of Iraq with no real plan for the government or well being of the people, but a blueprint set in stone for what's going to happen to the country's untapped oil supplies.

Hmmm... No, that couldn't be a conspiracy. Nope. Not at all.

"Paranoids are individuals who possess all the facts."
-Spider Jerusalem

-Zhavric