I thought you'd forgotten; how sweet of you to remember me.
(How's that Rogaine working?)
I agree that we Americans have WAAY too many distractions, most of them healthy and expensive. Why, without them, we wouldn't be CONSUMERS!
And as for the ufo secrecy, better load up on Pepcid and Xanax, because you'll need it where this is all going. However, while all of you groan and wish it would go away, it will soon become the order of the day whether you like it or not.
Like Bill and Hillary Clinton, or George Bush I or George Bush II, it's gonna polarize the whole country.
Third thing to load up on is popcorn............;~)