Sam, don't read this post...
This blithering idiot is occupying the Art Bell show right now. We're going to wreck the gigantic seething radiation ball that is Jupiter by dropping a quart of plutonium into it. Sometimes I just have to sit there with my jaw open at the crackpots this guy digs up.
Tomorrow I'm going to go take a leak in the Pacific so I can flood out San Francisco Bay.
