Ed,

YOur taste in reading materials is somewhat less than desireable. That article comes to us from the "Sunday Mirror." A quick perusal of other valuable headline articles from that same publication tells us:

EXCLUSIVE: JUNGLE KING TUFNELL SPLITS WITH DAWN
EXCLUSIVE: LOVE-SPLIT SOPHIE FINDS NEW MAN
EXCLUSIVE: GLENN GONE: HODDLE FATE IS SEALED
EXCLUSIVE: HOOKER REVEALS HIGH LIFE OF SIN GIRLS

The next thing you'll be reporting to us is that Saddam is Osama Bin Ladin's alien abduction love child and we can expect to his missing weapons of mass destruction in the latest Wiltshire crop circles.

Sheesh! You sure know how to pick 'em, Ed.

Donald