It may seem like a Raw Deal, but at this point, we probably have to accept that the Total Recall is going to succeed. And when it does, one Running Man will be left standing: Arndolf Schwarzenhitler! This is because Arnie is just the kind of Predator who can get away with taking an Eraser to all those True Lies he's told in the past. I hate to say it, because it may well signal the End of Days, but this Last Action Hero is set to Jingle All the Way to the governorship of the fifth largest economy in the world, a job at which he is quite likely to fail by The Sixth Day in office. Arnie's pledge to not raise taxes once he's in Commando - no matter how bad the state's fiscal situation is - means that he will have to be a social services Terminator. Everything from Kindergarten to Cops will be feeling the Red (ink) Heat. This means that those who have been worst hit by California's economic crisis will probably have to Stay Hungry for another two years. The only thing they can do is try to navigate the Collateral Damage Arnie will undoubtedly be leaving in his calamitous wake, and rejoice in the fact that they won't have to suffer through "Junior II: Arnie has Twins!" or "Twins II: Junior," wherein Arnie and Danny Devito give birth to a mutant cyborg clone from the future. -