Hey, it's really easy, when you think about it.
She's got a phone in her room. All she has to do is sign up for an online service, connect over the pokey phone lines, and pay her own bill. Not technically difficult at all. I'm sure AOL would love her business. ;)
(Oh, did I mention the straight A's last report card? I never got straight A's. Is that cool or what? Oh, man, if she reads this, she's going to be insufferable...)