I have a theory... While there is no evidence I believe our atmosphere is disappearing. There is only one obvious reason for this, yes you guessed it- Invisible flying elephants!

No one has seen these elephants, which only proves my point! They fly by flapping their ears, and this flapping adds kinetic energy to the air molecules which increases the probability that they will escape the earth... CAN YOU DENY FLAPPING EARS HEAT UP THE AIR?!

Now those more educated than I will disagree with my thory, but they just arent open minded- I know the truth... After all I figured out the CORRECT formulation of relativity- E=Elephant*m*C^2!

There may be some that prove there is no way an elephant can fly by flapping its ears, but again they are closed minded- they may be infinitely more educated than I, but I have a cool idea and I am going to hold onto it no matter what! After all, what I think up while picking my belly button must be more valid than anything the educated can come up with!

I will repeat this theory ad nauseum, and ignore all logical protests...