As anyone can tell you, invisible flying elephants live almost entirely in the upper atmosphere, thus you would never smell them. Your high and mighty education didn't teach you the important facts, did it?

The only time they come down to earth is to feed on wheat fields twice a year, (the true reason for crop circles), and when they come down they tape car deoderizers over their bodies- they swoop down, quickly graze, knock over a convenience store to get more deoderizers and tape, and then WHOOOSH! Back up to the mesosphere to flap away our atmosphere! The only evidence of their visit is the cropcircles and a brief, overwhelming, "new car" smell.

The methane they produce digesting their ill gotten wheat contributes to global warming, thus accelerating the loss of our atmosphere even more! According to my calculation there may be as many as 10^12 of these creatures... PEOPLE! THAT IS ONE TERA-ELEPHANT!!!! Assuming 1000 farts a day per elephant that gives us 10^15 farts a day... A PETA-FART!

The REAL reason R.L. is shooting a laser into the sky is to blind these elephants so they bump into eachother and plummet to their death... He is part of the cover-up... There are secret programs studying flying elephant kinetics...
http://www.biophysj.org/cgi/content/abstract/65/6/2461
AND THIS SITE refers to the flying elephant "Dumbo" in a published paper!
http://www.nal.usda.gov/awic/pubs/elephants/afbiol.htm

There are many studies showing methane levels have increased over the past century, there has also been an increase in wheat production and crop circles- clearly the number of invisible flying elephants is increasing as we increase their food supply! We should stop all wheat farming before their flapping ears doom us all!

You are part of the problem, as long as you and other "educated" people deny the truth, the atmosphere will continue to be flapped away by these devious elephants...

The government is secretly studying this problem:

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap010720.html
http://nai.arc.nasa.gov/video_archive/andy_knoll.cfm
http://www.hi.is/~joner/eaps/cs_iss.htm

And most telling, the following link shows nasa is studying sending these elephants into space to save us....
http://quest.arc.nasa.gov/space/frontiers/activities/desk/keys/keyconvert.html

Proof that flying elephants were well known even in 1928 is at this site:
http://www.wayoutwest.org/films/synops/elephants.html

many more irrelavent links available upon request.

Still feel so smart mister debunker?

I DARE you to prove me wrong!
If you can come up with numbers proving me wrong I will ignore them...

Keep smiling!
Johannes the second