I find being mildly woozy unpleasant. I don't think I'd like being even dizzier more pleasant. I don't like beer, which smells like moose piss to me, and hard liquor tastes like Nyquil, only worse. It's not a moral thing at all. Maybe I'm the booze equivalent of tone deaf.

I'm partial to white wines, don't like red ones, like a strawberry Daquiri once in a while at a restaurant, and did once have a liking for tiny cups of Amaretto. This probably makes me some kind of metrosexual, or even worse. Certainly my tastes would get me beat up and tossed out of any respectable cowboy bar in the world, even if I ordered my drinks in a dirty glass.