Making the rounds in one of the writers' sites:

Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After speaking for 15 minutes, he said, "I will now answer any questions you might have."

Little Bobby stood up and said: "I have four questions":

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

3. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

4. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties?

Just then, the recess bell rang and the kids were sent out to play.

Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will now answer any questions you might have."

A little girl named Julie stood up and said: "I have six questions":

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

3. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

4. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties?

5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

6. Where is Bobby?