"First, he said, homosexuals are interested in homosexuals. Not recruiting, but experienced homosexuals."

Several gays have tried to recruit me at several points in my life. The first time was when I was in high school and pretty oblivious to what was going on. It was raining and I had a long walk home. A car stopped and I stupidly took the ride. The guy had a long story about how much money a good-looking young man could make at the country club. The story was not explicit and was very subtly put together. I gradually worked out what he was talking about over the next few days.

Subsequent to that, I've been open-minded and friendly towards gays. And apparently, they (used to) consider me quite attractive. Proclaiming my straighthood only added mystery and adventure to their fantasy of conquest.

Geh. I've got several stories on this theme. Don't think I will tell them.