re: ". . . they [conservatives] love America the way a four-year-old loves her mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. . . ."
". . . To a four-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved one grow." -- Al Franken
So remember, when Al Franken says you are a fucking asshole and your mother is a lying whore. Don't be annoyed; it's satire.