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How many engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Jacob Samorodin — 2/9/2004 3:54:17 PM (archived)

Zero!

They'll look at you funny and say, "why don't we install fluorescent lights instead?"

Jacob

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The whole thread (4 posts)

Engineering Humor - SteveS - 2/6/2004 10:57:49 PM
- How many engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Jacob Samorodin - 2/9/2004 3:54:17 PM
  - If it's a government contract, about thirty. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 2/10/2004 5:11:42 PM
  - How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? - Nick Hoffman - 2/10/2004 8:27:47 AM

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