How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? Come outside and lets plaaaaaaaay!!!

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up-to-code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to ensure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to ensure that no-one has attempted to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but what light bulb? I don't see one.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Pointer Spaniel: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie (Australian Shepherd): First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

All of which proves, yet again, that while dogs may have Masters, cats have staff.