re: Another Onion classic!
Kerry is self-satire. Sails around Nantuckett Sound in his big yacht "Scaramouche' or somesuch. Well-known for always playing the "Do you know who I AM?" card when he wants anything from restaruants, businesses, etc when he's around which isn't often. The guy is THE most invisible pol in MA, seen only every 6 years at election time where the F in John F Kerry gets used alot. Most folks don't know it's Forbes not Fitzgerald.
-p (a Fitgerald on his sainted mother's side)
