perfectly workable toothpicks can be fashioned from wooden pencils with just a little work."

"It is most helpful to let the guards know you still have millions and a good memory. Sometimes I demonstrate that memory by reciting all the names of all the guards around Christmas. It helps to pass the time, and seems to cheer them up a bit."

"Sometimes I pretend the "slap" sound of flip-flops is the same as the "click" of high-heels, and I pretend I'm going out to dinner when the goody cart comes around."

Gotta stop. Could get to be too much fun. Those capitalists - you really can trust 'em, can't you? It's the "trust 'em to be greedy" that's the problem.

Arf