The Young Redhead

A young redhead went into her doctor's office, complaining that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"That's impossible," the good doctor informed her. "Show me."

"Well -- okay."

Taking a deep breath, she takes her finger, pushes at her elbow, and screams in agony. She then pushes at her knee and screams. She pushes at her ankle and screams. As she had told him, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor nodded. "I think I get it, now. You're not really a redhead are you?"

"No," she cheerfully replied. "I'm actually a blonde." She shook her head from side to side. "I did it myself. You like it?"

"Mm, yes, it's very nice," the doctor said. "...And your finger is broken."

From one of my many little brothers,

Dan