LOL! I must show this to my middle daughter
The blonde who colored her hair red. She'll be 17 tomorrow.
Thanks, Dan!
PS--
I liked the one about the rednecks too. Inspired by that, how's this?
One thing you'll never hear John Kerry say to Teresa:
"Hey, honey! There's a full moon out tonight. Wanna go down to the dump and shoot rats?"
OK, so I don't have a top ten... I'm sure someone else here can come up with one.
It might be fun to do the same with George and Laura. Bonus points for being humorous without being mean.