If I might choose for myself...
Calvin: "I've been reading about the beginning of the universe. They call it 'The Big Bang.' Isn't it weird how scientists can imagine all the matter of the universe exploding out of a dot smaller than the head of a pin, but they can't come up with a more evocative name for it than 'the Big Bang'? That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Hobbes: "What would you call the creation of the universe?"
Calvin: "The Horrendous Space Kablooie!"
;->
...I'll be going back to my seat now...