re: Kids
Geez, thank God my kids aren't this creative. Or this mental. Either or both?
On the other hand, maybe I just never managed to catch them at anything*. Hmmm.
I do check the oven before I turn it on, but that's because I have a habit of storing baked goods in there to keep ants away.
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*It is a common saying that one proof that dolphins are intelligent is that there is no record of them harming humans. It's also possible that a sign of their intelligence is that they've never been caught at it.