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LOL

It is also widely known that Michael Moore has a fairly definitive body odor, but that is irrelevant.


Body Odor

“Yeah, he trundled on in here and deposited 60 or so pounds of assorted handgun ammo onto my desk before heaving his massive rear end into one of my Corinthian leather chairs,” Conaway recalled. “Have you any idea how hard it is to get sweat stains out of Corinthian leather? It looks like my fine Italian shoes after walking across the lot in the winter and picking up all the road-salt stains, only worse. It’s as though he died in that chair and the cops drew a chalk outline of him right on it, only, it’s not chalk. Not to mention the smell. Criminy.”


The Stench

True? Who knows, I like to think it is and it probably is.

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