Well, now!
All things are relative, I suppose. Or most.
I am perplexed by your offence at the term "troll". I'd be proud to be known as a "troll". "Troll" might be the nicest thing I've been called, at least around here.
And I'd be afraid to object to being called a troll, because someone would then call me bad names, starting with the adjective "anal-retentive".
So, if 'twere me, I'd let well enough alone, be happy with "troll", and proceed with life.
But, tain't me.
But I wish it were.
"Troll" has a nice ring.
Arf (I wonder if troll bark. Have to look into that.)