Funny parody site by National Lampoon. Just wait - they'll probably be sued.

Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.

Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.

Michael Moore Eats Against Bush Administration Inaction on Global Warming
Beacon Theater, New York August 15, 2004, Noon
In this, his third major speech sponsored by MoveOnPlease, Mr. Moore will binge through a seventy-two course dinner to expose the Bush administration's lack of effort in stopping the earth from getting hotter.

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