He certainly couldn't be affiliated with those conservative-christian conservatives in the Republican party and preach a gospel of love and peace. Do you think He could hold out his hand to those who say,

"[Islam is] a worthless, dangerous Satanic religion. ... Boy buggering in both Islam and Catholicism is okay with the Pope as long as it isn't reported by the liberal press. ... RAGHEADS are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters -- it all goes together. ... After [John Fucking Commie Kerry] married TerRAHsa, didn't John Kerry begin practicing Judiasm? He also has paternal grandparents that were Jewish. What religion is John Kerry?"

Hey, can't you just feel the love? And look where it comes from, that great Republican stalwart- John Corsi, co-author of Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry, on the Free Republic message boards.

Would Christ condem Jews, Muslims, Catholics, homosexuals, communists? Take heart, Republicans, and note there is no condemnation of the Aryan Brotherhood, Nazi Party, Klu Klux Klan, or Columbian Death Squads.

Time to look around, dudes.

Publius