Re: Got the SOB!
"Hey did you hear about Abdulla?"
"What about him?"
"He got martyred. I saw it. He got really seriously martyred."
"Did you bring back his body for proper burial?"
"Some of it. I soaked up as much of him as I could with this rag, but it was raining and the rest of him went down the storm sewer."
"Ah. Burial at sea, then. We'll have to find his replacement. What size vest do you wear?"