re: Egyptian threatens to attack Los Angeles and Miami Beach
Here in Florida rumors are rife that an Islamic cabal has plans for a force to attack Miami Beach and take control or destroy all the bagel shops.
Fear is in the air.
As a precaution hundreds of Miami area police have taken up their stations and vowed to protect Dunkin Doughnut shops at any cost. Preznit Bush has publicly applauded their bravery and dedication.
Bush's words were: "Fighting the War on Terrorism is hard work. And I am working hard. I am a leader."
Bush will protect our bagels.
Publius (on a diet and temporaryily anti-bagel and cream cheese)