Headlines:
1. PRIVACY: HAS "TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS" BEEN OUTSOURCED?
2. MISSILE DEFENSE: UNTESTED SYSTEM MEETS NON-EXISTENT THREAT.
3. THE EXCALIBUR PRIZE: DISTINGUISHED SELECTION PANEL IS NAMED.
4. POLITICAL SCIENCE: SCIENTISTS ARE MORE PARTISAN THIS TIME.

Find it here: http://www.aps.org/WN

My wordsUm, [gulp] you should, like, totally go to the link and read it, cause, it's like, totally funny and stuff....

THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND.
Opinions are the author's and not necessarily shared by the
University of Maryland, but they should be.

Jus joshing. Next week I'm back en fuego. I'm sure Bob Park doesn't care about verbatim copy. He has no advertisers to appease unlike the unnamed, but well known, cantankerous copyright holder.