Face it folks, liberal children are to lazy to vote: They are to busy listening to the Grateful Dead and pretending to by 60's era hippies. Imagine the get out the vote calls:

Phone Rings & young potential liberal voter (code name: DEANIACK)answers:

Hello?...Yeah I'd love to vote in the next election...Opps dude...I droped the phone...wait while I figure out how to work this thing...Eh Eh Eh...Hey wait, I just remember that I forgot to register man!...EH EH...No WAY! You can register me the day of the vote??? Oh-h-h-h!!!Well then, can you loan me some cash so I can buy some gas and drive to the voting booths?...Oh far out wicked dude! the booths are right down the street from where I live??? Awesome Dude!!!...Maybe there will be some chicks who like to party there...What's that? If I don't vote I'll be drafted??? No Way!!! That is totaly bogus...Bush is an ass dude...You can count on my vote for sure...Wait, who am I voting for again??? Oh RiGht! Don't want those anti-drug republicans attacking my civil liberties! Are there any pot legalization bills I can vote for?...Oh...Thats sucks...So can you still loan me some cash? Dude...I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday except for a stale jelly donut...No I didn't vote in the last election...I was grounded by my dad...Ok well anyway I gotta go man...I just need some sleep...