Physics Geek Joke

R.L. — 11/15/2004 10:15:15 PM (archived)

(I dont know if I should admit this but this one is mine)

Q:Whats the sound you get when you hit a physicist on the back of the head with a 2x4?

A: "PLANK!!!"

Q: whats the proper length of 2x4 to use?

A: a plank length

Q: what does the physicist say after getting hit?

A: "erg!"

Q: and if the blow was fatal?

A: "I'm dyne!!"

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Physics Geek Joke - R.L. - 11/15/2004 10:15:15 PM
- summary of work done on Saturday - R.L. - 11/21/2004 3:50:35 PM
- You guys quark me up! (n/t) - Fox - 11/17/2004 10:53:07 PM
  - This thread way too strange for me. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 11/18/2004 5:31:28 PM
    - This is an odd group, to say the least. - et - 11/20/2004 7:33:17 PM
      - And yet, it has a certain symmetry.... (n/t) - Fox - 11/21/2004 3:51:37 PM
      - You Lie!!! - R.L. - 11/21/2004 2:41:49 AM
    - That was a beauty, Tom, and I am charmed that you joined in this thread is about all physics puns- it has its ups and downs, but we will explore them aff from top to bottom - R.L. - 11/19/2004 4:57:22 AM
      - Okay, now you're reaching. ;) (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 11/19/2004 9:51:05 AM
        
        I could hear your disgusted Psi in your post - R.L. - 11/20/2004 5:01:19 AM
        
        Don't be so particular, Tom (n/t) - Fox - 11/20/2004 3:49:45 AM
    - Yeah, it's gone up and down. But it does have color! (n/t) - LJ - 11/18/2004 6:26:21 PM
      - Q.E.D. - Fox - 11/20/2004 3:43:26 AM
      - Ooops you got there first I didnt meant to copy you in the above (n/t) - R.L. - 11/19/2004 5:04:25 AM
      - Charming. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 11/18/2004 7:01:50 PM
- "Certainly" .. - Daniel - 11/17/2004 6:11:56 AM
  - lol (n/t) - R.L. - 11/17/2004 6:02:09 PM
  - Good one.... (n/t) - et - 11/17/2004 4:15:28 PM
- Hehe! Lets assume the blow wasn't fatal... - et - 11/16/2004 12:27:16 AM
  - re: Hehe! Lets assume the blow wasn't fatal... - R.L. - 11/16/2004 3:57:04 AM
    - Hold me back, RobVG. This punk's going down! ;) - et - 11/16/2004 5:52:32 AM
      - And if the physicist you hit is female and the attack is witnessed by a beatnick... - R.L. - 11/19/2004 5:09:14 AM
      - I find your puns derivative - R.L. - 11/16/2004 7:21:21 PM
        
        a few more - r.l. - 11/16/2004 8:02:49 PM
        
        And for the coup de grace - R.L. - 11/16/2004 7:30:14 PM
        
        re: Is there a contest for silliness? - Johannes - 11/17/2004 2:39:55 PM
        
        I give, I give! - et - 11/16/2004 8:56:50 PM
        
        Alas - R.L. - 11/17/2004 7:22:13 AM
        
        Yeah, heh, mellowed out. Just what I was thinking. :) (n/t) - et - 11/17/2004 4:16:48 PM

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