"Keen eye for the obvious".
...a U.S. attack on Iran "is simply not on the agenda at this point"
"...I have no plans for war on my desk."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."
You don't really expect our leaders to tell the truth in these situations do you?
"Sure! where gonna bomb the crap out of their nuclear facilities and if thay doesn't do it, w'ell run the old squeeze play, come in from Iraq and Afghanistan and democratize them... It'll be super!"
("He He He... they're not on my desk, they're at the pentagon...)
"Hell yah, I banged the crap out of her, me and a big fat Maduro, right here in the Oval Office. Oh yah- and there were others,...I'll make a list."