You were clearly winging it on that post
Tsk Tsk Tsk... I know you can do better.
Now I don't want to bump up against your nuclear response to flighty posts, like lindys' (who you would no doubt call a birdbrain), but let me not duck the issues here... Taking a gander at your post with a birds' eye view, we can clearly see that you clearly can't make your paltry poultry puns fly.
Now others, on the other hand, are like the fox in the henhouse. Their puns are sheer pou-e-ltry, and I am sure we shall hear from them soon, and when we do- your efforts will be awarded a big fat goose egg. You will have to try harder.
Now, I don't mean to feather my own nest, but I have been known to lay a few golden eggs myself in the pun area... But others here could just cook my goose.
Davin L.