Call me gullible, but if I swallow this one, I'm sora to egret it

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LJ — 4/12/2005 10:02:37 PM (archived)

You boobies take a pheasant discussion heron this board and start grousing, and tern it into a turkey shoot. Normally I wouldn't rail against such bittern-ess but I'm a bit of a cowbird, I quail at the thought of a bunch of raven loons escaped from the nuthatch, storking your egos, huffin and puffin and snipe-ing at each other. You'd think you were a bunch of tanagers. If I was less auk-ward, I'd curlew around my little finger, but in reality I wood duck.

OK, I'll finch now. Eat sap, suckers!

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This QUACKS me UP! - carl - 4/8/2005 7:26:47 PM
- MODERATOR: Carl started this- I was just Emu-lating him!! (n/t) - R.L. - 4/14/2005 9:26:34 AM
- But who gets the BILL?! - R.L. - 4/8/2005 8:33:44 PM
  - You were clearly winging it on that post - DL - 4/8/2005 10:33:50 PM
    - Both of you suck when it comes to puns. - RobVG - 4/9/2005 4:15:21 AM
      - and your contribution is where? (n/t) - D - 4/11/2005 5:24:29 AM
        
        I gave at the office. - RobVG - 4/12/2005 3:06:32 AM
        
        Harshness or mallardroitness? ;-) (n/t) - Tony - 4/12/2005 3:59:15 PM
        
        I think that was the winner- maybe we should stop before it takes a Tern for the worse... (n/t) - R.L. - 4/13/2005 2:49:30 AM
        
        *moan* - Davin L. - 4/12/2005 5:26:58 PM
        
        Puns are not ny forte, but come on - that was good enough for one feather in my cap (n/t) - Tony - 4/12/2005 6:32:58 PM
        
        Or good enough to be tarred and feathered. (n/t) - Davin L. - 4/12/2005 9:53:48 PM
        
        Tony is Robin this board of its dignity (n/t) - r.l. - 4/12/2005 5:32:53 PM
        
        Eider left it with ducks if I were you. (n/t) - Tony - 4/12/2005 6:32:04 PM
        
        You should be ostrichsized by the community (n/t) - R.L. - 4/12/2005 9:34:29 PM
        
        Call me gullible, but if I swallow this one, I'm sora to egret it - LJ - 4/12/2005 10:02:37 PM
        
        After taking a gander at your post, I am going to be the better man and tern the other cheek... (n/t) - R.L. - 4/12/2005 10:14:10 PM
        
        Wren are you going to learn, I'm a plover not a fighter (n/t) - LJ - 4/14/2005 6:40:55 PM
        
        Owl try to remember that... (n/t) - R.L. - 4/15/2005 12:20:52 AM
        
        TWEET! Flag on the play! Called for illegal re-use of the "tern" pun! (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 4/14/2005 5:38:13 AM
        
        Don't you mean 'ill-eagle'? - R.L. - 4/14/2005 9:24:00 AM
        
        Aw, CRAP! - Tom Brosz - 4/14/2005 4:46:41 PM
        
        You both are demonstrating diar-rhea of the Pun.... Its a serious mallardy caused by fowel water or food. - Davin L. - 4/12/2005 9:51:21 PM
  - Scrooge McDUCK - carl - 4/8/2005 8:42:32 PM

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