First Lindy, and now you?

:)

Seriously, every time I have been abducted by aliens they have been perfect hosts... usually we just chit chat around the fondue pot about this and that... The aliens quit anal probings decades ago and all they learned was that one in five humans enjoyed the probing.

I was abducted just last week, by my favorite alien, P'kxiltup... we had a great chat as we played Scrabble (Tm). He/she/it asked me: "Ssssoooo, what plans do you hu-mans have for diverting the rogue black hole heading towards your planet?"

I just said "What black hole?!"

He/she/it just replied "Ummm err- was joke, sorry- More Ovaltine?"

P'kxiltup is such a joker!