Let us gather here today to say goodbye to our old friend and a great American patriot BDS.
It has served its purpose. Long ago summoned by an anonymous person (we'll call him "Karl") and transmitted faithfully and without remorse by the collective hive mind of the Republican party, it nobly served the country. At a time of dire need it took the place of the overused "Treason!" soundbite whenever someone dared to call bullshit on our Glorious Leader.
BDS has now sadly become tired to death. Though wantng to leave to spend more time with the family, it hung around long past its retirement age. The Left now utters a collective yawn and claims that "it's a pretty crappy argument. Is that all you've got? Show some intellectual honesty ya morons".

Contributions to the BDS memorial fund can be made by calling 1-888-ROVE-DEF (ext ENSEFUND). All major credit cards and offshore bank transfers gladly accepted.
Suggestions for its replacement should be made on our website www.slimealiberaltoday.com

May it rest in peace.