"Mouse in your pocket" works.
"Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial
'we.'"
- Mark Twain.
Actually, when talking about things like space programs and such, many people use "we" when referring to Americans in general, or sometimes humans in general. Nothing wrong with that.
Doesn't it sound a bit stupid to say something like "I need a method of getting to the asteroids for resources?" Just me?