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BREAKING NEWS: Senator Ried: "There is no God"

As the Democrats today invoked the Infamous "Rule 21" Senator Harry reid and several of his Democratic Colleagues made a stunning Revelation.

Sources inside the Chamber say that as Each Senator was asked to swear on the Bible that they would keep the Rule 21 proceedings confidential, that Reid defiantly announced "There is no God, and there is no place in this chamber for that worthless book. I'll not take an oath on that book."

Several Democrats within the chamber were said to immediatly eurupt into cheers and Reid started a "stampede of Godlessness" within the chamber.

According to our reliable sources, the only Republican to side with Reid on the "There is no God" issue was John McCain.

Our source, says that no Republicans, including Linsay Graham (who could not be reached for comment) are on speeking terms with "that dirty devil McCain". McCain is said to be considering forming his own 3rd party.

Developing....

Scott Evil reporting
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