To: JWaugh1052@aol.com; martinkathy@yahoo.com ; MSGamble@swbell.net; kwillard@cox.net ; jwmsbacon@aol.com; carolrupe@hotmail.com; bill.wagnon@washburn.edu; vanmeter@terraworld.net; conniemorris2010@yahoo.com; sabrams@hit.net

Dear 6 idiots and 4 intelligent persons,

Since you have made your state the laughing stock of the United States, by your moronic decision to promulgate these standards, I felt that you should expand your goals. I therefore include a complete, four-year science curriculum that should suit your needs.

Kansas Official High School Science Curriculum

Freshman year:
*Numerology: Secrets of calculation by qabbalistic masters
*Alchemy: How to turn lead into gold
Sophomore year:
*Demonology: How to tell if you are possessed and what to do about it
*Astrology: How to use astral charts to make important decisions
Junior year:
*Creationism: How the entire Universe was created in only 6 days
*Spriitualism: Ghosts, spirits, fairies & elves and how to communicate with them
Senior year:
*Conjuring: Magic spells and how to cast them
*Alternative medicine: How herbs and sea salt can cure all diseases

You dimwits are working hard to bring your children back into the 10th century.

David F Mayer
DavidFMayerPhD@ameritech.net

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