Dear Kansas School Board,

I know you must be getting a lot of flack from those elitist blue state atheistic eggheads along about now, so I thought you'd appreciate hearing a voice of support.

This Darwin guy describes "evolution" as some kind of mysterious force that "improves" species. Well, any logical person can see the flaw in that argument. One thing I remember from high school biology is that human beings are a species too. So wouldn't you expect that people would be getting better all the time? Me too. But you folks would know better than anybody that that's not how it works. If people were really getting smarter, you wouldn't have voted to teach Creationism in science class, right? So therefore you were perfectly justified in voting against "evolution". Cue Edie, as them eggheads like to say.

You're welcome.

Your friend,

Heddup Miass

(Mailed a minute ago. Thanks, David.)