"I cannot stand watching college football"
That seems odd to me.
I much prefer the college game over pro because the owners and players irritate me and the salary cap thing keeps the players moving around so much you can't get to know them.
Nevertheless, as a football fan I still enjoy a pro game occasionally.
If you did undergrad at PSU for 4 years it seems hard to believe you could be a football fan and not fall in love with their tradition and style.