Speaking of Cub Scouts
We have one as our leader.
From owning a failed oil company, to a failed baseball team, to being involved with his brothers for stealing billions of dollars from the American public from failed "Savings and Loans", he is now in charge of the whole country, involving everything from our defense to our economy to what we can hear and watch on TV. He even HIRES incompetents!
And he's born again. No more coke or alcohol for him.
And it's the American way...so patrician.
While I was back up in Canada this past summer, I joined the Upper Canada Militia, just for spite.