It's Grannies all the way down
Atilla himself was descended from African Eve, who was everybody's granny.
I tell ya, judging by my two grandmothers, grannies have always secretly ruled the world. The ultimate answer to all questions seems to have a granny in it somewhere. If you were a Puppeteer looking for lucky people, you'd do well to observe how often things go Granny's way as if it's the natural order of the universe. And perhaps it is.
